Saturday, May 27, 2006

Why Alabama Helmet Number 12



The cow went nose to lizard walking with his hoof while an angry frightened fly with its tail. A young boy watching the scene, wondering if the cow as the lizard, also grow another tail in case of loss. His hand reached into his pocket the newly sharpened blade. He walked steadily, resolutely grabbed his tail and tried, in a display of children's empiricism, verify the accuracy of fantasy. The cow was not impressed by their determination and, without much effort, hit the boy in the face with his tail.

The boy came home with red eyes and a fly embedded in his cheek.

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